Albino Rhino

What is this? What does this mean?

Do you hear yourself asking these questions? I certainly did at first, but now, I just understand.

Albino Rhino, not only a rare and perfectly normal beast, but also the name of the band I sing in. If you like music inspired from the very depths of your taint and scorched unholy out of the mouths of babes, mixed with some nice flavored greens, submerged in vinegar, and hung out to dry in the impeding winds, then you will love us.

I set up a link to one of our songs… Holy War, which you may now listen to.

Holy War by Albino Rhino

This came about quite by happenstance, Marc was jamming out like a boy with turrets, Anthony was following, and Chris whipped out a crumpled up piece of paper from his pocket and said, I think we have a new song and here are some words I wrote.

My first thoughts: how do I squeeze all those words in, hell I’ve done it before? As I’m now the master of squeezing elephantine sized things into miniscule places, I accepted the challenge.

Much of what we do is a collaboration on the part of all of us. What makes our music unique is, we are all inspired by different genres of music and bring that inspiration into the birth of Albino Rhino.

If you had to be trampled, wouldn’t you want to be trampled by a mysterious magical endangered species?

Just say YES!

We’re here to trample our listeners and knock them out with our incredible edible music…

~serve and enjoy